We went to Taipei and Danshui today. They were both really interesting, but I'd rather tell you a fun little story. We have two tour guides with anglified names, Stanley and Danny. You'll remember that Danny is sort of our group leader, but you don't know Stanley yet. Stanley is a student from CYCU participating in the Business Camp with us.
We've decided a few things:
1. Danny will never lead us astray.
2. Danny always appears when you ask for him, even from 10 miles away. It's instantaneous.
3. Danny's presence is felt before you see him.
4. Stanley is the most interesting man on the earth, and the coolest.
5. Stanley has no weaknesses.
Those are the simple rules we live by. Now to the story. On the way back to Chung-Li, Matt and Ivan started to doubt Stanley’s awesomeness by believing he had a weakness. They said lactose intolerance was his kryptonite. I remedied this fallacy by pointing out that milk was simply scared of Stanley, and wouldn’t stay in his body. Once again, there is consensus that Stanley has zero weaknesses.
Stanley then proved his own awesomeness by powning Ari. Ari said that he (Ari) didn't have any weaknesses. Stanley, without a second's hesitation, said, "Girls." The entire Business Camp erupted in laughter, because this is true. Then, Stanley paid for our taxi. The end.
If Stanley was truly one of greater being, he would have no weakness, even that of the human flesh. Also, does he have a smallpox vaccine. I do not have one but am somewhat facinated by those who do. It is a strange obsession but may transend to others. -Aeryn Queen of the Scots
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